Aww... Brains *AGAIN*?

Can’t sleep. Which makes me angry. Which makes me more awake. My dog seems to be sleeping just fine. She also coincidentally slept all day. That bitch.

I tried to go to bed at 2AM (quite early for me) only to wake up at 4:30 with the brightest eye/bushy tail combo in recent memory.

This does not bode well for my integration into society. Finally, now at 6:30 AM, I feel like crash time is imminent.

I’ll pass out, and then all of a sudden I’ll glance at the clock reading 2:30 PM and realize my day will have 4 hours of sunlight. And five voicemails from non-vampire people trying to tell me things.

Stupid non-vampires.  Tell them to go away.  

My mind is a fascinating creature.

Lately, it generally starts its talk track with, “Shit I gotta do stuff”.

Behold! A random assortment of todos appears:

1. Get car’s oil changed, replace radiator & tranny fluid (wow tranny fluid eww)
2. Go to grocery store (Dude, you’re on your LAST roll of toilet paper).
3. Get on a better sleep schedule. 

I then take mental assessment of all the stuff I haven’t done (most of it postponed for days/weeks) and I begin to judge myself with a little something that goes like this:

1. There are people who find the time to cook food for themselves every night.
   • I haven’t cooked anything in a month and a half.
2. There are people who have constructive hobbies.  
   • I can kind of play “Sweet Home Alabama” on the guitar.
3. There are people who do random creative things for fun.
   • The last time I felt creative I accidentally cut a large chunk out of my hair.
4. There are people who have stockloads of toilet paper.  
   • This one is a bit weird.
5. There are people who do all this, AND still manage to have free time.  

Why does it seem like I’m constantly behind on life in general? 

After a few minutes of self-judgment, my brain backs off. Why? The escape mechanism has been sighted: ZOMBIE GAMES.  

1. Hours melt away.
2. 4:30 AM happens…again.